In the beginning....

So these are the first words that I’ll be writing here... For some reason, conventional wisdom dictates that the opening words of any great work should be poignant and memorable:
In the beginning...


It was the best of times; it was the worst of times...
Space, the final frontier...


But since this is definitely NOT going to be a great work, I’m pretty comfortable in NOT having some great opening. So let me just start off by saying something Bill Cosby has made popular recently.


Hello, Friend.